"You know what really grinds my gears?..... You America! f*ck you!"
Kind of in the same rut thinking of silly skits and ideas but you can have one of mine, rant about maybe "Hitting your pinky toe" against a door or cabinet? That is a whole new level of pain.
haha true! or banging your hip against a table! Horrendous!
Rants should honestly be something that bothers you, not what bothers others.