Need help thinking of an Intro/Opening Catch Phrase

[Shohrti]

Hey, I hope you all are doing well. I've had multiple Intros/Opening Catch Phrases and none of them stuck because I felt they didn't fit me. My favourite Intro is Pamaj's Intro, but I can't use his, of course. And I don't want to ask my Viewers a question like "What's up?". I want a short, attention grabbing Intro. I can't think of one for the Life of me, I REALLY need help. I'm a COD Sniper and Commentator, if that is important. Thank you!

 

[BlockDesigns]

Hey guys, My name is PEEEEWWWDIEPIEEEE.

 

[skenkee]

Yarr, waddap my maties!

 

[Mr. Lucky Shot]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[Brodie]

Maybe something you would say when you have to un-clog the toilet again, it should be pretty original

 

[Mysterialdyne]

My p***s is on fire guys and today ill be playing call of duty, that is right ill play while my d**k is burning.

EDIT: I know this is very disturbing but i must say The Crewniverse do crap like this and gets lots of babies

 

[unknown_user90483573867]

ive just held you hostage, watch this video to be set freeeeee, BOOM and the video starts!

 

[karlsabeast]

something thats unique and will grab the audiences attention