SomeGuyDude
Just some guy, dude.
Most people have no idea where to put the mic. Get it within 6 inches of your face and turn the input volume down. It's a condenser, not a shotgun mic and is of little value being further away.
Ugh, very much this. I don't know which is worse, the "I put my Snowball on the other side of the room" guys or the "I have my Snowball taped to my face" guys.