Funny News Title Abreviated Names?

[PleasurePadJack]

Got an idea for a news section in a Garry's Mod sketch but can't think of a funny abreviated name for the news channel, would love to hear some ideas

 

[Bolty Nips]

 

[KGATV]

GMTV

 

[PleasurePadJack]

I was thinking of having S.P.U.N.C
Super
Professional
Ultra
News
Corporation
cuz you know looks like *****
What do you think?